I'm the real superman!!

Call me Moser.
Moser is a sexy beast.
Moser can do anything.
Moser is superman.
Moser is unstoppable with his superman undies...
when he actually wears undies...
Moser is a whore.
Moser likes you.
Come to Moser.
Accept Moser.
You WILL love Moser.
Moser has THE WHALE... guess where it is. >;D
Moser will tell you, if you follow him.
Moser will tell you anything.
Now, you know Moser.
X3